Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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