Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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