He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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