so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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