are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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