And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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