Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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