Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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