Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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