It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
this hospital has no fireball
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Drunk is not a location!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
