Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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