ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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