with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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