I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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