i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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