so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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