i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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