the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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