Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You're breaking my sexual little heart
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The adults are the big ones right?
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