that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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