I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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