Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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