covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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