You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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