38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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