they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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