honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
