There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
