Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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