Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm having to shit out rocks
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