What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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