just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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