Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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