I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dignity is for republicans.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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