we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
