But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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