chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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