i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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