is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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