Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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