It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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