Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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