question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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