normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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