What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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