Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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