we're blogging at a bar
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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