He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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