Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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