That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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