ugly people sure do ruin things
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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