yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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