uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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